omg so I had two awful dreams

one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game.  when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO room to move, let alone shut the door and it smelled like…well..it smelled like a fucking port-a-potty and I was getting my nice clothes and pretty scarf covered in shit (literal shit >=[ I was so mad in my dream).  In the end I just didn’t change and my coach never subbed me into the game and it was like my team didn’t need me.  I woke up super pissed off and was about to go on a rampage, but I was like wtf is wrong with me…that was a fucking dream…and if my coach actually did that, I would harass the shit outta him until he put me in.

the dream I had before that is tmi, but I was trying to masturbate to Rammstein songs while my mother was going in and out of the house?  not even gonna go into detail with this one…