when people who think that you are mad when you are not actually mad and any statement you make to the contrary just makes you look mad and then you actually get mad because there is no way to prove that you are not indeed mad
butter is the reason I’ve lived this long
butter is my soul
jam is the protection around it
toast is my body
butter jam and toast
we are one
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
omg so I had two awful dreams
one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO room to move, let alone shut the door and it smelled like…well..it smelled like a fucking port-a-potty and I was getting my nice clothes and pretty scarf covered in shit (literal shit >=[ I was so mad in my dream). In the end I just didn’t change and my coach never subbed me into the game and it was like my team didn’t need me. I woke up super pissed off and was about to go on a rampage, but I was like wtf is wrong with me…that was a fucking dream…and if my coach actually did that, I would harass the shit outta him until he put me in.
